*spammity*

Jul. 25th, 2009 08:31 pm
elaby: (Hutch - Google)
So we're watching Slayers while [livejournal.com profile] caitirin crochets and I work on writing, and I just had this thought...

Midorikawa Hikaru is to meaningful wordless vocalizations in Japanese as Clive Merrison is to such in English. They need to produce something together XD [/dork]
elaby: (Watson - Hee.)
So I've been working on this one Holmes fic for a few weeks, and I'm almost done with it, though I'm kind of not satisfied with the darn thing on the level of the plot. It's one of those situations where I just don't want to work on it anymore, and it started out as "just for fun" and as I wrote, I realized that there were all kinds of holes and plot points that could stand to be less unoriginal. But the Holmes-and-Watson I'm happy with, which is all that matters to me in this case, because that's what I started writing it for.

And then yesterday while I was reading articles on www.victorianlondon.org, I was - in the common parlance - bitten by a plot bunny that wanted me to write about the strange silence and deserted streets heralded by snowstorms in Victorian London. And this morning when I was babbling to the ever-patient [livejournal.com profile] caitirin about the Victorians and ice-skating, she said she wanted me to write a fic where Watson forces Holmes to go ice-skating with him, and Holmes is terrible at it and Watson is fondly amused and afterwards they buy hot roasted chestnuts or something from a street vendor. And how can I refuse her something like that? Like I can ever refuse her anything.

So XD That's one almost-done fic and two drabbley things I have on my fannish schedule. *does a little anticipatory dance* But first, yoga!
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - L&S hand grab)
I got this meme from [livejournal.com profile] janeturenne, and she asked me about some quite wonderful things :)

Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you.

Cut, because I tend to go on. I discuss Holmesslash, but since I just talk about my definition of the term and about the fandom, it's safe for non-slashers.

Expandhands )

ExpandShakespeare )

Expanddreams/nightmares )

Expandresearch )

ExpandHolmesslash )
elaby: (Watson - Happy Solomin Watson)
[livejournal.com profile] caitirin did this meme the other day with Konata and Kagami and it was awesomesauce, so I'm trying my hand at ten-word Holmes, er, thingies. I wouldn't dare to call them stories.

Rules: Take the major fanfic categories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.

I used ten for all of them, and it was painful. I'm particularly skeptical about the first one, but I was done and didn't want to think about it anymore.

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes, Holmes/Watson (some of them are slashy, but it's all innuendo, so I'm not sure what to rate it.)

ExpandTen words is not terribly many, I find. )
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - Forward ho)
Finally, I've got another drabble/drawble meme request finished! This one is for [livejournal.com profile] liek_woah86 :D She asked for Holmes-and-Watson warm fluffies, involving them getting dressed up smart to go somewhere. This was such fun to write! I had Clive Merrison and Michael Williams in my head the whole time, so if you're inclined, you can imagine their voices.

I've been chomped on by the Holmes fic bug again :3 I even started working on another one today.

Characters: Holmes and Watson
Rating: G like whoa.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,035
Author's Notes: This is absolutely warm and fluffy, with nothing more serious than Holmes's occasional good-natured snarkiness.

ExpandAn Evening Out )

Holmes art

May. 23rd, 2009 05:51 pm
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - Back on me)
For the [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes challenge last week, I drew some art :3 It was one of those "I shall draw this and finish it all in one go!" sort of things, and it actually came out better than I had anticipated. I inked it with a Micron pen, but for some reason my scanner made the lines really pixelated and I'm not sure why *frowny face*

Anyway! The challenge was to incorporate "I am lost without my Boswell," and I meant to write a little drabble to go with it to explain what the heck was going on, but I couldn't get it to behave so I tried to make the story apparent in the picture. I won third place! *dance* In the interest of full disclosure, there were only three art entries. I'm still happy.

ExpandBlack and white (almost) arts )

Today there was antique-shop perusing and Susty's for lunch and there will be strawberry rhubarb crumble tonight. It can't get much better :3 I bought a couple of Victorian photographs and an old Sherlock Holmes card game (XD), and I'll take pictures/scans to show you all sometime soon.
elaby: (Watson and Lestrade - Solomin deathglare)
*is dweeb*

In my efforts to contribute to [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes, a community where the rules necessitate that Watson either gets beaten up or falls ill or is in other ways woeful, I've come across a block in my research. I love to do research so very much that I sometimes end up spending more time trying to find out what treatment the Victorians would have prescribed for intestinal inflammation than actually writing the fic that involves such disorders. But one question came up time and time again when doing research and planning fics: at what point would a couple of middle class gentlemen such as Holmes and Watson go to the hospital rather than be treated by a physician in their home?

My early research seemed to say that hospitals were for the poor – people who had nowhere else to go – and that was that. Anyone who could afford it had a doctor come to them when they got sick. But this information came from the time ranging between the 1840's and 1870's, not the late 1880's through early 1900's when our stories usually take place. I also ran into a lack of information about what would happen if someone, say, got hit by a cab, or fell down the stairs and broke their arm, or got the snot beaten out of them by criminals in a dark alley, or had scaffolding collapse on them. Would injuries like these be taken care of by a nearby physician, fetched from his consulting rooms, or would the injured person be taken to a hospital? I've endeavored to answer this question as best I can from primary sources and modern accounts of the period. I took entirely from www.victorianlondon.org (which is a remarkable resource - all the content is from books and magazines and articles published in the Victorian era). I've included anything that mentioned the financial state of the patients, or medical school, on account of this being Watson research, you know.

ExpandLots of text from primary sources, and a little babbling from me. )

I welcome corrections of any sort or further information if anyone has it :) Incidentally, I'm off work today :3 Just a random vacation day because I was starting to go twitchy. Let the Brett/Burke marathon commence!
elaby: (Spock - holy shit)
We saw Star Trek tonight, and OMFG I DON'T THINK I CAN CONTAIN THE HAPPY. *splodes* It was that good. For me. Yes. There will be coherence later, probably.

And because this post is an entirely hate-and-cynicism-free-zone, I also just saw a trailer on [livejournal.com profile] apocalypsos's journal for the upcoming Robert-Downey-Jr-Holmes movie, and AHAHAHA IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. Mysticism! Holmes in sarcasm-mode! Watson going "And you keep stealing my clothes!" XD I have to wait until Christmas for this? Come on!

Also, can they make more Star Trek movies with these actors now plz? Their chemistry = MAJOR WIN.

I think I've used up my capslock allotment for the next three years. Time for bed!
elaby: (Watson - Winds of Dartmoor)
Time for a more coherent review of the Roxburgh/Hart "Hound of the Baskervilles"! First, a couple of things I noticed about the movie on a general level. I think I was in the perfect place to watch it - I've seen lots of adaptations of HOUN and I've liked them all pretty well, I have my own firm notions of what the characters are like and I don't expect a movie to portray them that way, and I know the Holmes and Watson's history and the placement of this story in the timeline. I think that you kind of have to, in order to appreciate why Watson is so angry at Holmes throughout most of the movie - it's refreshing to see him like that, when you're used to him just taking it. I would think that if you hadn't seen a lot of Holmes movies or read all of the stories lots of times, you'd be kind of like "O_o And why do they live together again?"

Costumes = YAY and scenery = DOUBLE FREAKING YAY. I've been to Dartmoor once, and that's what it looked like. Except it was sunny when I was there.

Anyway, possibly more about plot and stuff later, but on to the characters because that's what I like talking about XD

ExpandCut for rambling, as usual )
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - Paget Attentive)
I just watched the "Hound of the Baskervilles" adaptation with Richard Roxburgh as Holmes and Ian Hart as Watson. What I have to say is mostly: OMG SQUEE. There will probably be a more coherent review forthcoming. Ian Hart's Watson is up there among my very favorites already, and Richard Roxburgh's Holmes grew on me as the movie went on. The interviews on the DVD helped, with his long involved explanation of why Holmes and Watson are perfect for each other and are completely dependent on each other in order to be whole. Nothing endears me to a Holmes actor quite like him saying that the stories are not about Holmes but "Holmes-and-Watson." Squee, I say.
elaby: (Holmes and Lestrade - JB&CJ Norwood Buil)
I really am starting to wonder about my luck having all these Holmes dreams XD This one was plottier, such as it is, and somewhat less cuddlefluffy than the other two, but equally delightful in its own way.

So this is the third dream I've had in which I discovered a Sherlock Holmes movie that I didn't know existed. The other two were Russian Holmes movies, but this one was a Granada Holmes movie - interesting because I actually haven't seen all of the Brett-Hardwicke movies. Anyway, in the dream I was under the impression that this was either one of the movies I haven't seen yet or one I didn't even know existed. Most likely the latter, because it featured Lestrade prominently, and while I've read that they expanded his role in The Master Blackmailer, I doubt it was this prominent.

Unfortunately I remember very little of it, but it was certainly Jeremy Brett and Colin Jeavons circa first/second season (side note: weirdly, my Holmes dreams so far all feature particular actors, not the Holmes and Watson in my head). Holmes and Lestrade were working on a case together, something that was personal to Lestrade, and they were about to send him out to be a decoy or bait for a trap or some kind of thing where he had to go into the midst of the bad guys. Whatever these people had done, the memory of it it was distressing him, and the ruse was going to be extremely dangerous as well. It was dark, and they were hiding in an alley, and I think Lestrade was about to go out onto the street to get into a carriage with the bad people. He put his hand on Holmes's arm, and Holmes covered Lestrade's hand with his and squeezed it, and that was all.

That's all I needed it to be, really. *happy little hand-touching reverie*
elaby: (Sinfest - Squigley hug)
My wonderful wifey borrowed a whole bunch of classic Looney Tunes on DVD from her library for me :3 We watched (of course) all of the Daffy episodes, skipping to the Chuck Jones ones (again, of course), and OMG LOVE XD They didn't have the Robin Hood one, though, which sucks because the only version [livejournal.com profile] caitirin has seen of that one was on YouTube and the sound was off, which totally ruins it because all the humor is music and sound-effect based. But still! Duck Dodgers and the 24 1/2 Century! The Scarlet Pumpernickel! Drip-Along Daffy (It's lucky for him this IS a one-horse town!) XD And, of course, Deduce, You Say, which sent me into rhapsodies. Because clearly either Chuck Jones or Mike Maltese is a Doyle fanboy.

[livejournal.com profile] caitirin: Like Elaby.
[livejournal.com profile] elaby: n_n

Evidence of this (Chuck Jones and Mike Maltese being one, not me, because that's obvious to anyone... fangirl, of course):

- Porky!Watson's opening is classic. "I recall in my notes of the cases with which I assisted the remarkable Doorlock Holmes that it was the year blah blah blah..."

- There's a whole narration of Daffy!Holmes's eyes, and how they take on the sharpness associated with his singular gifts when viewing evidence, etc. etc. I don't recall any of the popular media Watsons expounding about Holmes's eyes very often, so this is clearly a canon in-joke.

- Porky as Watson also makes it clear they're basing this on canon and not on, say, Nigel Bruce, because Watson's the capable one here. And there's also a snide reference to the dumbification of Watson.
Daffy *to Porky while he's getting the villain to politely confess*: "Quit your bumbling!"
Porky: *sideways glance a la Chuck Jones* Holmes can't abide bumbling.

- Daffy to the Shropshire Slasher: "I'm brown as a nut and fit as a lath!"
Stamford to Watson in STUD: "You are as thin as a lath and as brown as a nut."

Tell me that's anything other than a direct (even obscure-ish) canon reference. Those boys knew their ACD XD *delight*
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - I'm for you)
The second result of that meme! A ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] janeturenne, who could not have possibly given me a better prompt if I begged her. She asked for Holmes/Watson and Shakespeare, with extra points if I got Holmes to call Watson his Horatio. I had such fun with this, and I really hope it's everything you wanted :)

Pairing: Holmes/Watson, possibly the slashiest thing I've ever written. Predictably, the slashiest thing I've ever written turned out very mild indeed.
Rating: I dunno. PG for cuddling Victorians?
Warnings: Mushiness. Gratuitous Shakespeare.

Word Count: 834
Author's Notes: I have found that I love writing literary allusions into other fictional universes quite beyond reason.

ExpandI will wear him in my heart's core )
elaby: (Watson - Dual Watsons)
I wrote this fic a couple of weeks ago for the [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes challenge, and now that it's all over, I thought I'd post it in my own journal as well. I won second place :3 *joy like whoa* And the prize was an extremely gorgeous background made by [livejournal.com profile] endgegner07!

Title: The Derbyshire Street Workhouse
Rating: G
Character(s): Holmes and Watson
Summary: The challenge was to use the prompt I did not dare look at him or even move, and could only hope that he would not notice my reaction. If my secret were discovered, undoubtedly his face would sport the mocking half-smile he bestowed upon a cowardly client. And he would be right; a man such as he would find my fear ridiculous...
Warnings: Not much. Social commentary?
Word Count: 2,734
Author's Notes: This involves a fairly early Holmes and Watson, still getting to know each other a few years into their acquaintance. It also explores a little bit of Watson's time in medical school. I <3 my Victorian London reference books.

ExpandThe Derbyshire Street Workhouse )
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - JB&DB arm in arm)
I've written my first drabble (ficlet, actually) from my post yesterday! That quick, too. I hope to actually get all of these done in a timely manner, unlike that first kiss meme where I took over a year to write [livejournal.com profile] minyan's Horatio and Laertes fic ^^;;

This one is for the marvelous and talented [livejournal.com profile] kcs2008! It's Holmes and Watson friendship, with a rainy night and hugging and I truly hope warm fuzzies. The angst sort of got away from me, but I think it ended with warmth :) It's a missing scene from "The Five Orange Pips," the night after Holmes and Watson find out that Openshaw's been murdered.

In case anyone hasn't read this story, here's what you need to know: ExpandClickity )

736 words, rated G. The only possible warnings I can think of are slight darkness and Holmes having self-destructive thoughts. I entertained the idea of trying this in the third person, but I apparently fail at that, so it's Watson's POV, as usual. I hope you like it! :D

ExpandWhat Sort of Man )
elaby: (Twelfth Night - Murder me)
So [livejournal.com profile] caitirin said something out of the blue today, reminding me of something I misheard from the Mel Gibson Hamlet. I need to see that one again; I've only seen it once, I think, and I was probably spending the whole time paying attention to nobody but Laertes (and his fuzzy hat? Was he wearing a fuzzy hat in that movie?). At any rate, I haven't seen it since high school, most likely, and I've had approximately eight years of Hamlet-obsessing since with which to assess it.

The line was this:

Claudius (about Ophelia) - How long hath she been thus?

This is what I heard:

Claudius (about Ophelia) - How long hath she been nuts?

You can imagine my confusion. And yet, it fits.

Icon because, um, it's Shakespeare, and because the actor playing Antonio played Horatio. But not in the Mel Gibson version. You know what I need? I need the Kenneth Branagh Hamlet on DVD, so I can make screencaps... so I can make icons.

Also, just for the record, Vitaly Solomin Watson sobbing at Reichenbach + girly hormones + wife elsewhere = not so great idea. However, the reunion scene cures many ills, this one included, especially upon repeated viewings. Also, there is a yellow crescent moon tonight and it's so pale and pretty that you can see the rest of the moon too, just faintly. Also, wife is home now, which cures all ills, not just many.
elaby: (H&W&L - What?)
I finally (finally - I'm so slow!) finished my annotations of "The Six Napoleons" for [livejournal.com profile] janeturenne's fabulous The Slasher's Annotated Sherlock Holmes. This was just about the most fun thing I've ever done. I know why I did my MA in literature XD No doubts at all. This is what I thrive on.

The Slasher's Annotated "The Six Napoleons"

As always, with me, my interpretations can be seen as slashy or not. SIXN is such a significant story in regards to the sometimes-uncertain friendship between Holmes and Lestrade that I focus mostly on that in my annotations, but as always, there are several bits that discuss Watson and Holmes. I also made liberal use of the OED in figuring out some archaic terms. Whee!

And I have had such a busy, wonderful weekend that it's definitely time to collapse into bed! I can't believe it's Sunday night already!
elaby: (Watson - Hah!)
Victorian currency (shillings, crowns, guineas, etc) appeals to me immensely. I'm not sure why; the decimal system seems much easier to remember. There's just something about the pre-decimalization terms that sound lyrical to me. Anyway, because I'm a geek and the idea fascinates me that in the 1860's you could buy an umbrella for twice what a milk-woman made in a week, I wanted to figure out how much Watson's pension is at the beginning of A Study in Scarlet.

I've done some math here; beware.

Watson's pension in 1881 is 11s 6d* a day, which comes out to 3£ 17s weekly. In around 1860, his weekly income would buy a frock coat, or a water-closet (without the installation fees, I can only assume). The disparity between these in comparison to today boggles me.

So, if I did the math right, that means Watson makes 209£ 14s 8d a year. Not bad, but not great; that's within the second lowest middle-class bracket (the middle bracket, in fact - between "under £100" and "£300-1,000") in the 1861 census, exactly 20 years earlier. There were tons of middle class people making less than 100£ a year, but all working class people were classified as making less than 100£ a year as well. This would mean that Watson was making, every year, a bit more than twice as much as a junior clerk second class in the Post Office would make, and if I recall correctly, about as much as a Scotland Yard detective could be expected to make. Not bad, for a pension. And since he was a doctor, it would put him solidly in the middle class, even though you could be a skilled worker (or a policeman) and be making more than that while still be considered working class. Not that we ever doubted Watson was middle-class.


*For those on my f'list not familiar with the abbreviations, s=shilling and d=pence. I was completely flummoxed by this in the Moomintroll books when I was little, no less by the 8/- meaning eight shillings and no pence. I thought they'd made up the currency *laughs*
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - L&S cuddle)
I had another Holmes dream the other night, of similar ilk (though somewhat stranger) to the last one. It was strange, too, because I had a rather horrific dream right before it, and it was like my brain went "Whoops, that one was too much! Here, have this to make up for it."

ExpandDreams, the bad first, then the much nicer one )
elaby: (Holmes and Watson - L&S hand grab)
So, the other night I had my very first Sherlock Holmes dream. I was very sad indeed to wake up and find out that it wasn't real. I dreamed there was another Russian Sherlock Holmes movie that I had missed, and when I watched it, oh boy was it wonderful.

I don't remember very much, but...

ExpandApparently my subconscious likes the idea of Holmes and Watson kissing even more than I do. )

This is mostly for my own information (though it may interest you too, [livejournal.com profile] coastal_spirit :3) because I keep forgetting where I put it on my computer. Genealogy going backward in time!

Francis [ElabyLastName], 9th generation, died in York, ME (I think) in 1706 and was born in England in about 1625.
ExpandMore, as far back as I could find that one day I went looking )

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