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Fathers' Day meme
Jun. 17th, 2007 08:09 pmMeme stolen from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
templarwolf, who got it from Fark.com, I think. Yay for Dads!
"What have you learned from your father?"
- If your stuff has a place where it lives and you put it back whenever you use it, you'll never lose said stuff.
- How to tell if that sound my car is making is the serpentine belt, how to check and change coolant/oil/antifreeze/other fluids
- Don't freak out about it: everything will work out eventually and excessive worrying helps nobody
- When he says "I'll hold your sandwich," it'll come back half as big, guaranteed.
- If I'm talking about something I love and know a lot about, I can talk in front of any size crowd with ease. And if that doesn't work, pretend you're acting.
- I'm brave
- How to be an aggressive driver and how to drive in the snow
- When somebody says "Hey, look!" and points, you'll turn back around to find they've stolen one of your french fries.
- No matter what, he loves me and is proud of me
- If I need anything relating to carpentry or fixing something, ever, call him.
- How to do my taxes
- How to make the perfect grilled cheese
templarwolf, who got it from Fark.com, I think. Yay for Dads!"What have you learned from your father?"
- If your stuff has a place where it lives and you put it back whenever you use it, you'll never lose said stuff.
- How to tell if that sound my car is making is the serpentine belt, how to check and change coolant/oil/antifreeze/other fluids
- Don't freak out about it: everything will work out eventually and excessive worrying helps nobody
- When he says "I'll hold your sandwich," it'll come back half as big, guaranteed.
- If I'm talking about something I love and know a lot about, I can talk in front of any size crowd with ease. And if that doesn't work, pretend you're acting.
- I'm brave
- How to be an aggressive driver and how to drive in the snow
- When somebody says "Hey, look!" and points, you'll turn back around to find they've stolen one of your french fries.
- No matter what, he loves me and is proud of me
- If I need anything relating to carpentry or fixing something, ever, call him.
- How to do my taxes
- How to make the perfect grilled cheese
