Silly RK nonsense

[elaby]

And now, for your viewing pleasure (?) I give you...

Excerpt from Ruroni Kenshin volume 17: Saitou's Final Moments in the Kyoto Arc - The Short Form.

(ahou = moron)



Shishio: *spontaniously combusts*
Everyone: ... o.o
Houji: *goes stark raving mad with an ax*
Kenshin: *having come back from almost-the-dead* Okay. I'm done. *faints*
Large iron door to arena: *SLAM*
Remaining Kenshin-affiliates: Uh-oh.

Sano: Guys, this door is totally locked. We're fucked.
Saitou: Out of my way.
Sano: And just what do you think you're doing?
Saitou: I'm going to gatotsu through the door, ahou.
Sano: Are you crazy? You've had the shit kicked out of you almost as much as I--
Saitou: *gatotsus through the door*
Sano: ... have.
Saitou: *smirk*
Sano: *grumble*
Aoshi: ...
Kenshin: *out cold*
Houji: *even crazier with an ax, at gas lines*
Shishio's Mansion: *EXPLODES*
Bridge: *wants to be cool and explodes too*

Sano and Aoshi: *on good side of bridge* ... crap.
Saitou: *on arena side* Pussies.
Sano: *throws a fit worthy of someone madly lusting after wanting to kill Saitou*
Saitou: Aww, you're concerned. How sweet.
Sano: It's just because I want to kill you! Really! We haven't finished our fight yet! *invokes anime warrior's most time-honored reason for wanting someone who they act like they hate to live*
Saitou: Look, stupid. I survived the revolution. You think something like a crappy little exploding building is going to kill me? Ahou*.
Sano: *SCREEEEAMS his name like whoa*
Saitou: *strides confidently into explosions*

Sano and Aoshi and unconscious Kenshin: *outside a ways away, watching*
Sano: *beats up a poor defenseless tree and has massive angst about not having been able to shag kill Saitou himself*
Aoshi: ... ¬_¬ Dude. Get a grip.

(*OMG mistranslated in English version as "bye"!! O.o)



And on another note... OMGCaiAndMeiFinallyGotTogetherEEEEEEEEE. n_n Which explains this mood of happy silliness.

Comments

[coastal-spirit.livejournal.com]

*speechless with laughter*

Oh, I remember well having just about the same thoughts when we watched the anime the first time, too.

You should write more of these. You have a talent for it. I enjoyed your Peacemaker Kurogane one, too, angsty as it was.

[coastal-spirit.livejournal.com]

Oh, and do you mind if I pass this one to anyone who might enjoy it?

[coastal-spirit.livejournal.com]

Pass it ON, that is ...

[elaby.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead ^_^ I'm flattered that you like it so much!

[elaby.livejournal.com]

Awww ^_^ You're so nice to me, indulging my silly little thinking-I'm-cleverness ;) I'm all about writing lots of these whenever the mood hits.