The greatest battle

[elaby]

And people say personality isn't genetic.

Me: La la... fanfic n_n

Dad's Genes: Oh my GOD, you're living in a PIT! Look at that STOVE TOP! Get in there and CLEAN THAT RIGHT NOW!

Me: But... I was going to write... *coughreadmorelivejournalscough*

Dad's
Genes: WRITE? You were going to WRITE when your kitchen smells like
moldy cheese and there are three tons of dishes in the sink?! CLEAN
NOWWWWWW!

Me: ... CLEAN NOWWWWWW! *cleans like the Soap Banshees were after her*

Me: Thanks a lot, Dad Genes. Now I'm going to be late for work. *scurries*