elaby | Whooooooo...

I've been reading mediocre angsty slash all night. (aside
- Mostly because I flee in terror from the stuff in which people's
names are spelled wrong, or contain the phrase "Lex said sadly." At
least this page has more quality writing than stuff on fanfiction.net
tends to.) Then I wrote some angst. Then I read some angst RC and I
wrote a long time ago.

Then me and merrick42 got Silly.

But before that... no, wait, during that... er... anyway. Clip. Funny. Not really, but... *inflicts it on you anyway*

[fanfic clip]
Clark grinned at him. "So, what's more interesting than hearing about the State Fair?"

Just about anything, really. "I was thinking about all the places I'd rather be spending the summer."

"Oh." Clark folded himself up in a way that looked extremely complicated and settled against the back of the couch. ((elaby - I can do that.))

"Yeah. I'm leaning towards Maine at the moment," said Lex, resting his hands on his stomach. ((YES! PLEASE!!))
[/clip]

Ohboy. So. Silly. merrick42 and I. Yes.

merrick42: *checks for various new comics now that its after midnight*
Me: Hehehehehe
merrick42: darn, only Sluggy has updated...
Me: Aww...
[time passes]
merrick42: ...You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Me: Come right in, it's around the back...
merrick42: Half a mile from the railroad track..
Me: *snicker*
merrick42: *giggle*
Me: Such things that amuse me at this time at night ;-)
merrick42: oh yes ;-)
merrick42:
We decided that one big pile would be better than 2 little ones and
rather than bring that pile up we decided to throw our pile down...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA... if only I could continue...
Me:
*knows choice lines like "And he was screamin' Kill! Kill! Kill! And I
was screamin' Kill! Kill! Kill! And then he slapped me on the back and
said, "you're our boy."*
merrick42: I would need to listen to this song about 10 more times before I could reliably do it...
Me: Hehehehehe, my mother can.
merrick42:
HEHEHE....and mother rapers and father stabbers...and Father
Rapers!...and the biggest, meanest father raper of them all...
Me:
Came up to me and said, "Kid, what you in for?" And I said "...
Litterin'..." And they allll moved away from me on the bench.
merrick42: ...and creatin' a nuisance, and they all moved back and we started talkin' about...
Me: *laughs* I don't know!
merrick42: hehehehe...is all right ;-)
Me: This is so going in my dead journal... just... because...
merrick42: We went there to get detected, inspected, infected, and see-lected...
merrick42: HEHEHEHE
Me: HAHAHAHA... *SO punchy*
merrick42: just because its 12:30 at night and we're babbling along to me listening to Arlo guthrie...
Me: Exactly!
Me: *mumbles something about blood and gore and veins in mah teeth*
merrick42: HEHEHE...
merrick42: and he said, "Kid, we only have one more question...have you ever been...arrested?"...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
merrick42: ...I am soooo not repeating the high-speed portion of the fom filling out...
Me: I don't even remember that part *crazy laughter*
merrick42: hehehehe...its amazing that he doesn't throw in any false words in that part...if you listen carefully enough...
merrick42:
...imagine two of them, walking in and singing Alice's
Restaurant...they might think you're gay and not take either of you...

Oh yes. Quite punchy.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha...

~elaby...ish