elaby | You asked for it! XD

coastal_spirit asked me to post this meme :3 And she challenged me to do Ouran and Fruits Basket! And also to Kenshin and Utena.

Name a fandom, and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship
Canon Ship
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
"You are one sick bastard" Ship
"I dabble a little" Ship
"It's like a car crash" Ship
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship

I haven't seen all of Ouran yet *ducks* and I haven't actually read Fruits Basket, though I've gotten it second-hand from a very perceptive fan *grins* So these will be kind of... less than brilliant XD

Ouran

One True Pairing Ship: Tamaki/Kyouya XD
Canon Ship: Tamaki/Haruhi, Mori/Honey (in a cute, non-sex sort of way)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hmm... How about Kyouya/Haruhi? Or Tamaki/Renge.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Going with the "this is very squicky" interpretation, Anybody/Honey in a sex sort of manner, Haruhi's Dad/Anybody
"I dabble a little" Ship: Hikaru/Kaoru
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Tamaki/Kyouya XD
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Twins/Mori
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Haruhi/Honey (again, cute non-sex way) They'd just be so adorable!
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Twins/Haruhi

Fruits Basket

One True Pairing Ship: Um. Tohru/Hanajima FTW XD
Canon Ship: Shigure/Akito, Ayame/Mine
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Kazuma/Hanajima WTF AAAAARG. Momiji/Tohru.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Haha, I don't know XD Ones that I think are squicky: Kazuma/Hanajima, yo. Momiji/anyone, because I haven't seen him all sexified and grown up and it breaks my brain. Kazuma/Kyo, eww.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Hatori/Shigure
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Shigure/Akito XD XD XD
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Yuki/Haru (Yuki is straight as roads in Kansas, no?)
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Yuki/Haru XD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Kyo/Tohru. Cute but boring!

Kenshin

One True Pairing Ship: Kenshin/Sano XD
Canon Ship: Kenshin/Kaoru, ~~Saitou/Sano~~
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: AAAAH SANO/MEGUMI.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: In the squicky way - Hiko/Kenshin, Enishi/Kaoru
"I dabble a little" Ship: Saitou/Sano, Kenshin/Sano, Saitou/Kenshin
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Saitou/Sano XD Shishio/Soujirou, Saitou/Kenshin
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Sano/Tae
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Shishio/Kenshin XD Saitou/LooksJustLikeOkita!Soujirou *bad*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Aoshi/Misao

Utena

One True Pairing Ship: Utena/Anthy, Touga/Saionji
Canon Ship: Utena/Anthy, Touga/Saionji XD
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Juri/Touga, Touga/Utena, Juri/Ruka
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Akio/Utena, Akio/Anthy
"I dabble a little" Ship: Akio/Touga/Saionji, Mikage/Mamiya
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Akio/Touga/Saionji *giggles*
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: I don't think I have one of these for Utena! I feel strongly about most relationships, either way I feel about them.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Utena/Juri *snickers*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Miki/Anthy, Juri/Ruka

I feel less dizzy today :) I'm now only dizzy when I turn right, as opposed to randomly feeling like I'm on an elevator. Improvement, yay!

OMG I HAVE MAJOR BUG BITES AIEEEE. I took a nice LUSHy bath and Caitirin put calamine lotion on me.

Tomorrow is Lammas. There will be bread!