OMG, I'm not allowed to do that anymore.

So, um. I'm working on my Nano. And my main character's name is Fastred*. He's one of the two illegitimate royal children in my story.

And I just, after 2200 words, made a typo I really must not make again.

Because if I get two letters mixed up...

Fasterd.

The bastard.

*DIES DED*

*attempts to stop hysterical laughter*


*Germanic name comprised of the elements "fast" firm and "rad" counsel. That "rad" is where Aethelred the Unready comes from!