Meme stolen from templarwolf, who got it from Fark.com, I think. Yay for Dads!

"What have you learned from your father?"

- If your stuff has a place where it lives and you put it back whenever you use it, you'll never lose said stuff.

- How to tell if that sound my car is making is the serpentine belt, how to check and change coolant/oil/antifreeze/other fluids

- Don't freak out about it: everything will work out eventually and excessive worrying helps nobody

- When he says "I'll hold your sandwich," it'll come back half as big, guaranteed.

- If I'm talking about something I love and know a lot about, I can talk in front of any size crowd with ease. And if that doesn't work, pretend you're acting.

- I'm brave

- How to be an aggressive driver and how to drive in the snow

- When somebody says "Hey, look!" and points, you'll turn back around to find they've stolen one of your french fries.

- No matter what, he loves me and is proud of me

- If I need anything relating to carpentry or fixing something, ever, call him.

- How to do my taxes

- How to make the perfect grilled cheese