This reminds me of a section of this play that's a favorite of the theater dept. where I go to school. A friend-couple gets romantic and they want to, well, escalate things, only they're outside at night in winter in northern Maine, so they start undressing and it's just like, *hats off* *gloves off* *scarves off* *coats off* *boots off* *snow-pants off* *socks off* *fleece jackets off* *sweaters off* *2d pair of socks off* *shirts off* *jeans off* and they end up in long johns, cue exit "indoors". Oh elaborate clothing. Much hilarity. I want somebody to write farcical Victorian femslash involving two society girls who become first amorous and then frustrated as they are incapable of undressing themselves. ("How does this bit go?" "I don't know! My maid always does it!" "Ack, someone's coming, throw this shawl over your head and pretend to be hysterical!") ...All right, stopping now, too silly, move along.